Self-appointed hair critic to the world

Why do so many women dye their hair some freaking red color not found in nature?

Why do women with straight hair get perms?

Why do women with curly hair use flat irons?

Why do older women hold onto their long hair until long after they have passed the hag line?  Indeed, the long hair often speeds up the arrival of the hag line.

Why are so many young women flat ironing their hair and parting it in the middle?  This is not an attractive look for most.  Also why do they wear really low and tight hip-hugger pants unless they are model thin?  Can you say muffin top?  But I digress…

What is up with women, especially young chicks dying their black?  I have only known one woman with really really really dark hair and I’m not sure I would call it black.  Close but black?

Why do women dye and perm at the same time?

Why are dark roots “in style“?

Why do people grow out their hair and let it hang.  Get a style.  Do something!!!

Why do people whose hair is thinning dye it a really dark color so you can see their white scalps shining through like a street lamp?

Split ends.  NO!  Get a trim.

Comb-overs.  Really?  (It saddens me to have to post a picture of Carl Levin.  He is one of my favorites.  Big big brain.  No mirror.)

Rugs.  Really?

The Mullett.  Oh dear.

Pictures below.  That is all.  I have spoken.

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I love

I love (in no particular order)
Sushi
My dog Mike
Paris
Hot weather, sunshine, summer
My third husband Terry Bradshaw
Chocolate
Floating in/on Lake Ebeemee
Pedicures
Maps
Supper Club
My parents and sisters even when I want to bop them over the head
Reading in my spot
Sex
Ben & Jerry
The thought of retirement – please please please
Girlfriends
My niece and nephew – Jake you are the child of my heart
The internet
Cooking
Living by myself
Books
My dog Dave, may he rest in peace, I will always miss you, you were my first
Vicky
Flowers
Being in love
My blog (or my blob as I like to call it)
Massages

I do not love (also in no particular order)
Alarm clocks
Lima beans
Snow, winter, cold weather
Potato salad
Arrogance
Vacuuming
Tattoos
Hard mattresses
Arthritis
Organized religion
Non-hairdos – for christ’s sake do something with it
Cancer